Shang Qinghua sips his sake while listening to this. He's beginning to think maybe the baijiu is hitting him harder than he thought, and he should have waited another fifteen minutes before committing to more drinks. But oh well, you only get one first day in a crossover fanfiction mansion between worlds! Despite the way the room is beginning to swim, he's very interested in what Claudius is saying, so he's trying hard to focus. Luo Binghe flirts like an Italian. These are the kinds of insights only a Shakespeare character could give him. Cucumber-bro's internet comments could never.
"Well, I'm torn," he says when Claudius pauses. "I'd like to say something like, tell me more about how affectionate and flirtatious Danes can be, and don't hesitate to include a practical demonstration. But I could listen to you talk about Luo Binghe all day." He sighs. "I had no idea he liked men. It's pretty sad if you think about it." Luo Binghe fumbling anxiously over a flirtation with a handsome prince—it's just not right. That's Shang Qinghua's irrepressible stallion!
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Date: 2023-12-31 07:42 pm (UTC)"Well, I'm torn," he says when Claudius pauses. "I'd like to say something like, tell me more about how affectionate and flirtatious Danes can be, and don't hesitate to include a practical demonstration. But I could listen to you talk about Luo Binghe all day." He sighs. "I had no idea he liked men. It's pretty sad if you think about it." Luo Binghe fumbling anxiously over a flirtation with a handsome prince—it's just not right. That's Shang Qinghua's irrepressible stallion!