"They get all protective and tender around you. I've seen it happen," he adds, even though he already decided the Liu Qingge thing is spoilers. And it's not just him, and not just Yue Qingyuan, who has his own reasons to moon over Shen Qingqiu. Even Mu Qingfang takes extra gentle care with Cucumber-bro, and Shang Qinghua is pretty sure he's straight. And didn't Cucumber-bro notice how Wei Qingwei acted when Xiu Ya needed repair? Hanging around the bamboo cottage every day to give Cucumber-bro personal updates? Does he think everyone gets that treatment? Well, he probably does think that, in the way that beautiful people always think the world is just a little kinder, their dreams a little more possible. "Not me, though, I'm immune."