[open post] NEW USER: Shang Qinghua

[greatmasterairplane]

Look, this clearly isn't Proud Immortal Demon Way. Shang Qinghua might not remember all the details of what he wrote—that's what his most devoted fans are for, to point out inconsistencies in the comments section so Shang Qinghua can bullshit some mystical explanation, hahaha—but he's sure he didn't write this Western-style mansion. The System, when he tries to question it, is silent. So maybe it's some kind of test?

If so, not fair! Arranging the invasion of the Immortal Alliance Conference was supposed to be his last thing. The original Shang Qinghua died shortly after that, so how much plot relevance could he have?? He was meant to be retired, living life in the lap of luxury (or drudgery in the employ of his king, but whatever). Why doesn't the System just reward him for all his many years of loyal service? Can they have a "being hand-fed melon seeds by a group of big scantily-clad men" event, please???

He skims through the welcome table materials. Okay, so a world between dimensions, people pulled in from disparate worlds and trapped for eternity, sure. Classic stuff. His king is bound to show up at some point and drag Shang Qinghua away by his collar like a tiger scruffing a kitten. Until then, he'll just try to stay out of trouble.

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[peaklordshen]

"Absolutely fucking not," snaps Shen Yuan. "There's guys here from all sorts of stuff--obviously there's no quality control, because we're in here. Susan's from Narnia. Janet's from--something stupid that sounds like a combination ripoff of Narnia and Harry Potter. Honestly, it might be fucking fanfiction, for all I know. So no, you're not remotely on the same level as Shakespeare. Also, they're doing more than rubbing elbows, they made out and Binghe made Claudius drink his blood." He says this last bit, triumphantly, just as his awareness picks up on the Binghe in question, quickly approaching. He flares his eyes at Airplane and hisses, "Do not tell him I mentioned that, it's a whole thing.